Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales


Fuck these movies.

See instead: Anything that isn’t a Pirates movie. But if you want to see Javier Bardem play essentially the same character, rewatch Skyfall.

Categories: Action, No, PG-13

2 replies »

  1. Hahaha love the second line. Yea, I was thinking it could be cool to see all the special effects, but the overall notion of what else could they possible squeeze out of this shit show of a plot made me decide on a hard pass. Glad you agree!

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